It has been brought to the attention of the Spackler Golf Committee that at the recently held final round Spackler XII at Glenmore Heritage, there were some disrespectful comments made in regards to the Jacket.
What was even more disturbing was that these comments were made by a former wearer of said Jacket and the newly crowned Spackler Trophy holder.
The committee will not stand for such disrespect being shown to the Jacket and feels that to disrespect the Jacket is to disrespect all and everyone who has teed up in the Spackler Invitational events.
The comments will not be repeated as the committee believe they are to inflammatory, and may result in random acts of violence, both physical and or verbal towards the guilty party.
The verdict by the Spackler Committee by unanimous decision is to impose a "Two Invitational", suspended sentence on Mr Chris ‘Bathwater’ Braithwaite. Any further comments by ‘Bathwater’ on said manner will invoke an automatic suspension of two rounds of Spackler events.
What was even more disturbing was that these comments were made by a former wearer of said Jacket and the newly crowned Spackler Trophy holder.
The committee will not stand for such disrespect being shown to the Jacket and feels that to disrespect the Jacket is to disrespect all and everyone who has teed up in the Spackler Invitational events.
The comments will not be repeated as the committee believe they are to inflammatory, and may result in random acts of violence, both physical and or verbal towards the guilty party.
The verdict by the Spackler Committee by unanimous decision is to impose a "Two Invitational", suspended sentence on Mr Chris ‘Bathwater’ Braithwaite. Any further comments by ‘Bathwater’ on said manner will invoke an automatic suspension of two rounds of Spackler events.
Nothing short of stripping him of his title is acceptable. Perhaps the committee can procure from petty cash an alternative outfit for his next outing if the jacket is not to his liking?
ReplyDeleteharsh but fair!
ReplyDeleteLots of Anonymous comments. Obviously fearing a Bathwater backlash - lucky he doesn't get the emails!
ReplyDeletethis is a worse offence than Agassi admitting to drug use. I think Bathwater has no option but to hand back his trophy and have his name stripped from the title.
ReplyDeleteHe should consider himself lucky to stay out of prison. Athletes (please do not think I am referring to Bathwater as an athlete) are serving time for their link to the BALCO case; Marion Jones stripped of her Sydney medals etc and these are minor offences compared to what happened at Glenmore.
Committee it's time to step up and rub this behaviour out. The Spackler Tour neither needs or deserves such behaviour!
I totally accept both the verdict and sentence, and wholeheartedly apologise to all of the Spackler Fraternity.
ReplyDeleteAs a gesture of my sincerity, I will hand back the Spackler Trophy (if somebody else wins it) at the end of the 2010 season.